Looking forward to March

Oh boy, I can't wait for March to come. The reason: On my Disney princesses calendar, Ariel is the feature princess for that month!

Why do I even bother to have a fridge?

Ok, I know that everyone has been saying that the weather has been freakish recently. But this is just too much. The day low in the SUNSHINE STATE is MINUS 8 degrees celsius (18 degrees fahrenheit).

Shucks, my housemate forgot to keep the leftovers in the fridge. Hey you know what, it doesn't really matter because it was a freaking minus 8 degrees celsius last night!